Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #1
*Customer service* is seldom about the customer; it is usually about the seller’s chances of making more money from that customer in future.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #2
*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #3
*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #4
*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #5
*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only look good for a day, or, twelve.)
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #6
*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #7
*Paying one’s last respects* is about the payer, not the paid. (Who attends the funeral — and who doesn’t — is the deceased’s last worry.)
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #8
*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #9
*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #10
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #11
12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #12
12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #13
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #14
12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #15
88% of what we call good songs aren’t really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #16
88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #17
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #18
98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #19
A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #20
A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #21
A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #22
A ‘white’ kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A ‘black’ kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.*
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #23
A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #24
A belief is an uneducated guess.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #25
A blank cheque kills creativity.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #26
A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #27
A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #28
A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #29
A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quote #30
A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
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