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  • Giorge Leedy Quote #1

    A WATERY BLISS

    As busy as an ice cream freezer,
    On a Sunday getting hotter,
    Happy is the honey eater-
    The busy ocean otter,
    Floating alongside Teter,
    On a sea full of water.


  • Giorge Leedy Quote #2

    After driving 30-minutes East of Seattle, I expect to see a great bowling alley. But, as we pull into the parking lot, all I see are pot holes, a horse and Amish buggy, and no cars to speak of- broken down or otherwise. Even the building is in shambles, needs painted and looks a bit haunted. The old road sign reading- Flicker Lanes- is half-burnt out. Seeing the building's interior lights on, I'm reassured that the place is open- but then again, maybe they've been left on by mistake. There's LOTS of NICE bowling alleys in SEATTLE, I said. Why did we come ALL THIS WAY to go BOWLING?
    I take it that you've never BEEN here before.
    I don't think ANYONE HAS. I don't even KNOW what PLANET we're on.
    I don't know what PLANET you're on either... but the rest of us are on your ANUS.
    I half-smile, marveling at his wittiness.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #3

    After six long hours of driving and three rest stops, Tiger pulls up to a snow-topped, metal speaker box just outside the State Penitentiary's first gate in Walla Walla. As he rolls down his window and snow flies in his face, Joshua starts begging for a Happy Meal.
    I turn around, snapping at him. This ISN'T MCDONALDS and YOU AREN'T HUNGRY. NOW SHUT UP BRAT.
    A loud scratchy masculine voice blasts out of the speaker. CAN I HELP YOU?
    Tiger leans out the window, as he answers- We're here to visit Raven Chandler.
    HAVE YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE?
    Yes sir. I've been here A LOT.
    WHERE'S HIS MOTHER?
    I don't know.. I haven't seen her in months.
    NOT THE PRISONER'S MOTHER. THE BRAT IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR JEEP.
    Oh- HIM- As he turns, smiling and sticking his tongue out at Joshua, I lean towards his window to answer the guard's question.
    SHE'S IN VEGAS, SIR. I'M BABYSITTING. HE'S MY GODSON. When the speaker remains disturbingly silent for far too long, I continue. HE'S A GOOD BOY SIR. HE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE- I SWEAR.
    THAT'S RIGHT, Tiger said. HE SWEARS ON THE LITTLE BRAT'S MOTHER'S GRAVE.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #4

    As I'm smiling but fearing for the worse, he asks if I was in the Navy.
    NO. THIS IS JUST MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
    WELL, I WAS... FOR NEARLY TWENTY YEARS.
    I don't know whether he wants me to apologize for impersonating a sailor, thank him for his service, or stop drooling as I melt into his eyes

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #5

    BAREFOOT BEACH

    Take off your shoes-
    You're on barefoot beach.
    Relax in the sunshine-
    Broken only by trees.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #6

    BE REAL

    Bring it on-
    And let truth be my existence.
    Value my life-
    And tell me like it is.

    Bark at me when I'm wrong-
    And hug me when I'm right.
    Praise me if I succeed-
    And tell me if I fail.
    Laugh at me if you think I'm funny-
    And wink at me if you think I'm cute.
    Yell at me if I ever hurt you-
    And scold me if I'm ever bad.

    Keep things real with me,
    Because I want to be alive,
    I want my world to be real-
    And I want to see your spirit.
    I want to hear you breathe-
    And I want to know how you feel.

    Don’t waste my time with insincerities.
    Keep my world real.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #7

    DICK’S DESIRE

    Dick's eyes-
    Soft, cold, and blue-
    Meet Devonshire's-
    Dark, sexy, and yearning.

    Turning away-
    Dick grabs two packets of sugar-
    While Devonshire's eyes-
    Are still upon him-
    Pondering his every move.

    Is Dick a playboy,
    A ladies' man,
    A mans' man,
    Or a killer?

    Does his sex long for,
    Something hard-
    Or something soft?

    Does he need cream in his coffee-
    The screaming splash of a man,
    Or the sweet flow of a woman?

    Finishing up at the bar-
    Dick turns to leave-
    Meets Devonshire's gaze again-
    Hot, thirsty, and longing-
    But full of trepidation.

    Following the flow of etiquette-
    Dick shoots out of the cafe,
    Past Devonshire,
    And into a world of dashed hopes,
    And regrets.

    But Devonshire-
    No longer of two worlds-
    Rises in pursuit-
    Goes after Dick,
    And taps him on the shoulder.

    Dick gives a turn,
    Raises his shoulders,
    And smiles with interest-
    Taking Devonshire's hand,
    And asking his name.

    Devonshire answers-
    Desire.

    Dick invites Devonshire to dinner,
    Where he eats everything,
    Swallowing Dick's life stories,
    And devouring his misgivings.

    For dessert,
    Devonshire takes Dick home,
    Into his bed,
    Against his flesh,
    And gives Dick all of him-
    His deepest desires,
    The love in his eyes,
    And the fire in his soul.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #8

    Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
    Not at all. Shoot-
    Do you have butt implants?

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #9

    FRIENDS

    Looking out the window,
    I see you looking in.
    You are the sunshine,
    That fills my soul.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #10

    He takes the beer and sets it on the floor. I've never been into guys. So, this attraction to you is a little weird for me.
    I try to ease his mind by telling him that a lot of straight guys have at least one homosexual experience in their lifetime and that it's pretty normal.
    Yeah… that's what I hear.
    So don't over-think it. Just do me.
    He laughs, runs his hand down my arms, over my chest, and follows my happy trail down to my pubes.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #11

    I laughed, I don’t have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He's straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #12

    I tagged your ass the other night, I said, while you were sleeping- and you liked it.
    Really? I thought it was a dream.
    It was. A WET one.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #13

    In the morning, as we're enjoying a shower together, Cash asks Mikey how long he's been working here.
    Since I was fourteen.
    How OLD are you now?
    Eighteen.
    Nice. Are there any other hot guys working here besides you?
    I'm not a prostitute. I'm a ranch hand.
    Sorry- I didn't mean-
    It's okay.
    As they kiss and make up, I inform Cash that I was Mikey's first.
    Really? Cash laughed. You were?
    Yeah- Mikey answered. He was.
    I was his birthday present last month...
    Cash laughed, How much did that set you back-?

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #14

    LET’S GO BACK HOME

    I can't think about you,
    Without smiling.
    What I wouldn’t give,
    To go back there,
    Take you in my arms,
    Kiss you,
    And tell you,
    I still love you.

    It's been three decades now,
    And still your smile's with me,
    Your wave goodbye,
    The love in your eyes,
    And everything else you gave me,
    Before that highway fog swept in,
    And stole your spirit away.

    Oh- to return by your side again,
    Fish beside the Pleasant Hill Dam,
    Hike through the Mayer's woods,
    Hang out on your big hill,
    Sleep naked in your twin bed,
    Fill your room with laughter-
    And marijuana smoke.

    You returned home-
    And I traveled on down the road,
    Found new loves,
    Safely took them under my wing,
    And deeply into my heart.

    But you know, as I do-
    This wasn’t always possible.
    I didn’t always have the fire-
    The courage to stand tall,
    The joy to expand,
    Nor the love to give deeply.
    These were all your gifts--
    To me.

    Someday-
    When I close my eyes for good,
    And cry out-
    Lord- forgive me for I have sinned-
    I'll joyously return by your side,
    Take you into my arms,
    Kiss you,
    And tell you,
    I still love you.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #15

    LITTLE STAR BIG UNIVERSE

    I love everyone-
    And everything.

    The ocean,
    The sky,
    The other planets,
    The people here,
    The people there.

    I love to smile,
    To run and play,
    I love to work hard,
    And create everyday.

    I love to rest,
    When the long day's through,
    But most of all,
    l love thinking of you.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #16

    LOCKING HORNS

    Some are afraid to try new things,
    To take a simple risk,
    Limiting what they might accomplish,
    Limiting what they might wish.

    I'm not afraid to try new things,
    To take a little risk,
    For I believe that we've only moments,
    To do the things we wish.

    Some feel they have the time,
    To do the things they want.
    Some think their dreams not valid-
    Others feel their paths unjust.

    I believe that we should live our dreams,
    To bring them to our lives,
    For they are the intended paths,
    The juices of our lives.

    I believe that we should strive to do,
    In order that we might-
    Learn how to enjoy ourselves more fully,
    And everyone in sight.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #17

    Madonna's- Justify My Love, follows us into the lounge, where several men, seated at the tables, eye us like hungry lions as we walk through.
    Tiger asked, So, this is a WHOREhouse?
    Actually, a gay BATHhouse. I hope you don't mind that I'm a little bit of a SLUT-puppy.
    MIND? NO. You're MY HERO.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #18

    MISERABLE

    Release the toxic and infectious-
    Spreaders of misery,
    Souls destroying souls-
    And poisonous liars.

    Awaken from the hallucinations-
    And take back your heart.
    Reclaim your self-esteem-
    And leave the toxic be.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #19

    MOM

    Wholeheartedly,
    She loved me-
    And inspired me-
    With transcending devotion.

    It was a blessing-
    To have been her son,
    To have been loved-
    Without conditions.

    Her words of wisdom-
    Opened my eyes-
    To the world-
    And to myself.

    By seeing the best in me,
    She empowered me.
    By believing in me,
    She transformed me.

    She grew old-
    And floated away,
    But her love remains standing-
    Eternally by my side.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #20

    Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT where the SUN DOESN'T SHINE, he growled.
    Too late. Somebody already DID THAT.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #21

    Never boyfriends? You've NEVER been in LOVE?
    As I shake my head no, I look out the window, yearning to see Cole's sun-filled eyes again looking into mine.
    Don't worry, Tiger said. Love isn't easy- and it happens on its own time. Just hang in there. He’ll come around.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #22

    Oh- I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. I need to get a tux too.
    GREAT. We'll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow... while we're out making babies. I mean DELIVERIES. Sorry-
    I'd love that. Making babies... that is...

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #23

    Okay... well... learning the two-step is like learning to ride a bull. It ain't easy. You gotta feel the bull's rhythm and move with it. Let the bull lead you. Alright... put your weight on your left foot. I do as he says, knowing without him needing to further illustrate, that I'm the bull rider and he's the bull.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #24

    Raven, holding Joshua's chin, asks him how old he is.
    Joshua, folding in the pinky and the thumb on his left hand, while leaning on Raven's legs, raises three middle fingers into the air.
    That's what I thought. You're three.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #25

    Shifting my weight and readjusting my stance, I'm eventually able to do like he wants, floating up and down in the palms of his hands.
    That's it- he said.
    I ask if this is how he and Frieda do it.
    Laughing, he nods his head no.
    Why NOT?
    Because-- unlike YOU- she's not very FOND of getting corn-holed.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #26

    Steaming, Sebastian flies up out of his seat and makes a dramatic exit out the front door.
    Is he always so crazy? I asked.
    Yeah. But he's a hot fuck. You'll see.
    No thanks... I'll pass. That kid's severely psychotic.
    He's just a jealous mess.
    Why did you marry him?
    We're not married. We're in an open relationship.
    Thank God. I was seriously worried.
    YEAH. Well I better go find him- before he slits his wrists.
    GOOD IDEA. Better take some duct tape-- just in case you're too late.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #27

    THE SILENT PEOPLE

    Some people are so rude,
    Living their lives with no concern for others,
    Or possibly just intent on pissing other people off-
    Annoying everyone around them.

    The silent people-
    Want to kill them-
    And drive forks into their skulls-
    Create weapons of extreme torture-
    And scream from the top of their lungs-
    SHUT UP.

    But words are not spoken-
    And attention is not given.
    Though annoyance is apparent,
    The annoying keep on living.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #28

    There's a FEW THINGS you need to get STRAIGHT about being GAY...
    That's an OXYmoron.
    You'll be an OXYmoron if you don't listen. GAY men SUCK and FUCK. They don't go around falling in LOVE. At least not with every TOM, DICK and HARRY.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #29

    This is Doctor Norton. Who's calling?
    Step N’Wolfe- the owner of the Emerald Cascade Ranch on Green Valley Road. I have a horse in labor and the baby's already coming out of the horse's ass.
    You should of called sooner.

  • Giorge Leedy Quote #30

    Tommy asks where Carolyn is.
    She's at Cindy's.
    They live together now, Salvador added.
    Didn’t they just start dating? Tommy asked.
    Tiger answered, Yeah... A couple of WEEKS ago.
    Unhappy about the news, Tommy objects to Carolyn moving in with Cindy.
    That's how it happens in our WORLD, Salvador said. One night you MEET, the next night you MOVE IN, and before you KNOW IT- you're digging a GRAVE IN THE BACK YARD FOR YOUR LOVER DURING A FREAK THUNDERSTORM.
    THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE, Tommy said.
    After Salvador apologizes, Tommy asks how Raven's doing in prison.
    Fucking GREAT. Tiger answered. How do you THINK?
    No longer on suicide watch?
    NO... FUCK...
    Speaking of fucking. Is he still with BULL DOG?
    I REALLY don’t wanna TALK about RAVEN right now- AND WHO HE'S FUCKING. Talk about INAPPROPRIATE.

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