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Nicki Elson Quotes | Quotes said by Nicki Elson

  • Nicki Elson Quote #1

    C’mon good girl, be bad.


  • Nicki Elson Quote #2

    Chapter 1:
    I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #3

    Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

  • Nicki Elson Quote #4

    Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #5

    He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #6

    He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #7

    He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #8

    How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

  • Nicki Elson Quote #9

    I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #10

    I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #11

    I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #12

    I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #13

    I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #14

    In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #15

    In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

  • Nicki Elson Quote #16

    In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #17

    It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #18

    It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #19

    It’s like a meatloaf.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #20

    Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #21

    My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

  • Nicki Elson Quote #22

    No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #23

    Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #24

    Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #25

    One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

  • Nicki Elson Quote #26

    She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #27

    She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #28

    She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #29

    Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

  • Nicki Elson Quote #30

    Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.

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