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Bill Cosby Quotes | Quotes said by Bill Cosby

  • Bill Cosby Quote #1

    A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.


  • Bill Cosby Quote #2

    All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #3

    And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...

  • Bill Cosby Quote #4

    And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #5

    Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #6

    Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #7

    Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #8

    Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #9

    George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other's work.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #10

    George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #11

    Gray hair is God's graffiti.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #12

    gray hair is gods graffiti

  • Bill Cosby Quote #13

    I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #14

    I don't see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It's not there.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #15

    I managed my life to the point that at age 19 I was still in high school. I decided I was too old to be walking down those hallways.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #16

    I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #17

    I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #18

    I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #19

    I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

  • Bill Cosby Quote #20

    I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.

    Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #21

    If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #22

    If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #23

    If you want to be seen, stand up.
    If you want to be heard, speak up.
    If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #24

    If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #25

    In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #26

    It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #27

    Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #28

    Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #29

    My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

  • Bill Cosby Quote #30

    No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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