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JOHNNY CORN Quotes | Quotes said by JOHNNY CORN

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #1

    A gun in the hand makes it a lot easier to shoot yourself in the foot


  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #2

    Anywhere you are standing right now is like no where else on earth. So look at the cars, the trees, the buildings and soak it all in.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #3

    As a comedian I never kick down but instead I lift up

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #4

    Do you suppose cannibals eat finger food?

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #5

    Do you think I am less likely to have identity theft if I dye my hair, wear a hoodie and giant sunglesses?

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #6

    Doing what is right does not mean doing what is easy or safe.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #7

    Have a great tomorrow

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #8

    I am proud of my gray hair because I have earned every single one.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #9

    I believe in love at first sight because it happened to me the day I saw my wife for the very first time.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #10

    I don't get Columbus Day... I mean he gets a holiday for getting lost. This is true... he was trying to find a spice route to India and ended up in the Caribbean...All he had to to is ask anyone at 7-11 where India was but nope... he's man so he didn't ask directions!

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #11

    I don't get Thanksgiving. It is a holiday where these white people... cuz it is always about white people... these white people were hungry and the Indians felt bad and fed them. Broke bread at the very same table. You know what they say. Once you feed them they will never go away.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #12

    I find it interesting that Jesus was born the same day every year and rises from the dead a different day every year

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #13

    I personally thing love can transform the world

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #14

    I stand by Vasu Primlani simply because it is the right thing to do. If you don't speak up for those who can't then you are the problem not the solution. Standing up isn't about what is easy. It is about what is right!

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #15

    I was walking down the street and I saw a kid on a leash. I swear all I could think is that I prefer my kids to be free range

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #16

    Identity theft is like true love... you never think it will happen to you...

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #17

    If I see someone doing something I do but they are better at it. Don't hate them for it. Up your game

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #18

    if we do not use the platform we are given to speak out for those who can't then we don't deserve the platform in the first place

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #19

    like Throwback Thursday. You get to ?remember where you have been even though you are moving ??forward

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #20

    Live with love in your heart because there is more that unites us then divides us.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #21

    Love always wins over hate

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #22

    Pontius Pilate was going to set Jesus free or Barabbas free... he was gonna let the crowd decide. If that took place today, it would be in the form of a reality show

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #23

    Regret is fueled by the chances you never took

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #24

    Remember every vote count's and every two are worth a nickel

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #25

    somewhere between an insult and a complement lies the truth

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #26

    The best protection against identity theft is bad credit

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #27

    The dollar tree has marijuana drug test kit, condoms and a pregnancy test. It is like they have your whole night planned out for you

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #28

    The human body is a carbon life form. MY belief is that the universe lends you the carbon that makes up your body.. When you time it is simply because it is time to give the carbon back. It is that simple.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #29

    The human body is made up of carbon borrowed from the universe. When we pass from this earth it is simply because we needed to return the carbon from which we came.

  • JOHNNY CORN Quote #30

    The phonetic Alphabet using cars for no apparent reason...
    Audi
    Bentley
    Chevrolet
    Dodge
    Eagle
    Ford
    Geo
    Honda
    Isuzu
    Jeep
    Kia
    Lincoln
    Mazda
    Nash
    Opel
    Pontiac
    Qvale
    Rambler
    Saturn
    Tesla
    UMM
    Volvo
    Willy's
    X-Type
    Yugo
    Zundapp

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